Too much of a good thing can easily turn into a bad nightmare of regrets and problems, especially when one pushes themselves too much. Even certain “harmless” activities like sexual intercourse can get dangerously ugly, especially for senior citizens. It just so happens that a 62-year-old man in Taichung, Taiwan managed to fracture his penis during sex.

So, how did it happen? With the partner on top of course! No, seriously, that is according to Dr. Kuo Chia-cheng, the man who patched up the anonymous and unfortunate 62-year-old who snapped his penis in half.

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The pensioner was rushed to the hospital after him and his partner heard a loud crack during sex. Apparently, the man’s penis’s enveloping membrane tunica albuginea got ruptured during what can be assumed to be a rigorous coitus session.

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“When he was admitted, his penis was already bruised and swollen due to the double fracture,” said Dr. Kuo. Kuo even went as far as to describe that the unfortunate man’s penis looked like a saxophone the size of an eggplant. He then proceeded to explain how the injury happened using a balloon.

Photo by Daily Mail/Kuo Chia-chengThankfully, the 62-year-old man’s injury was fixed immediately and easily by Dr. Kuo and his team. He also added that since the injury was fixed early, the 62-year-old man has less chance of suffering erectile dysfunction.

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As mentioned earlier, Dr. Kuo said that what most likely led to the injury was an intercourse position where the partner sits on top of the penis. The doctor also revealed that “All the penile fracture patients I’ve met suffered their injury during woman-on-top intercourse.” Take note gramps and grannies.
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