Funniest Dad Jokes on the Internet That Will Have You Laughing
Published on Jun 16, 2021 by AnneDad jokes are an international language that all dads in the world understand. Father’s day is the peak of popularity for dad jokes every year. It may be the only time we openly hear and search for dad jokes in our daily lives. Every dad in the world may have said a few punny jokes now and then. Some new dads do say that they are excited to join the dad joke “dad-a-base” and are absolutely ready to rip out their first ones. Now, non-dads may not find a lot of these cringe-worthy jokes funny. However, the cringe-y-ness of it all has surely brought smiles to a lot of faces. Admit it, you have laughed at a few dad jokes even though they are a bit corny. In fact, you may have made a few yourself.Now that Father’s day is just around the corner, what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious dad jokes?A synonym roll?What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?A synonym roll!— Good Dad Jokes (@gooddadjokes) April 22, 2019Capitalism for funMy Dad Jokes Calendar saved the best econ joke for the last day of school! pic.twitter.com/OJfUGhiWpm— Mr. MacDonald (@MrMacDonaldBDHS) June 11, 2021A total waist of timei made a belt out of the old watches i found in my attic.it was a waist of time.. pic.twitter.com/6nhiqzcKPL— dad joke bot (@hrrysdadjokes) June 15, 2021Absolutely delighted!Delight. #dadjoke pic.twitter.com/Z8D0B1P31s— Four Corners (@cornerstweets) June 14, 2021Oh, shootThank you for 500 followers! Here’s a stolen pic pic.twitter.com/HYWoO8v5Vw— Good Dad Jokes (@gooddadjokes) December 14, 2018Like good martiniJames Bond once slept right through an earthquake; he was shaken, not stirred.#ClassicJoke #VintageJoke #DadJoke— Roy Manterfield (@MumblingNerd) June 16, 2021And that’s what it’s all aboutI used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…then I turned myself around. #dadjoke— Chad Willis (@ChadRWillis) June 16, 2021Oooh, too dark, too darkToday’s #dadjoke pic.twitter.com/PKb1EBETU7— Daniel Markham (@danielbmarkham) June 12, 2021And all dads have access to it!Good morning and Happy Wednesday. Took the day off so ima just be hanging out today!Here is your #dadjoke for today!!I hope you all having an amazing day today! #ENVtuber #Vtuber pic.twitter.com/kA1yGYiBbo— 🎶Suno🎶 (@sunoshecano) June 16, 2021Never too cool for sundae schoolA perfect #dadjoke for a lazy Sunday afternoon“Where do you learn to make a banana split?” “Sundae school.” pic.twitter.com/obThzPu6C4— Tiddus (@Tiddus8) June 13, 2021Who are you gonna call?Image source: FlickrIt is a big plus, thoughToday we go international for the #dadjoke and somebody bring back chocolate, or a new bank account“What’s the best thing about Switzerland?” “I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.” pic.twitter.com/Ip3uzUJgNp— Tiddus (@Tiddus8) June 12, 2021REALIZATION: its days are numberedI fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.#pun #dadjoke #funny— GroanBot – Daily Dad Jokes & Puns (@GroanBot) June 15, 2021Eyebrows on fleekI fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.#pun #dadjoke #funny— GroanBot – Daily Dad Jokes & Puns (@GroanBot) June 15, 2021Only nerds and dads will understandOh no rain! #badsciencejoke #dadjoke pic.twitter.com/8hYN4B5Qyg— Michael Crichton (@DrMCrichton) June 10, 2021I dare you to do it on an interview(At a job interview)Can you perform under pressure?No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody.#dadJoke— Dan O’Mahony (@dan0mah) June 9, 2021We might be talking about the wrong sample here…Spool sample. #DadJoke pic.twitter.com/XKKTYTGk4H— Trigg Watson (@TriggWatson) June 13, 2021Also read: Residents Astonished as Ice-Covered Poo or ‘Poop-bomb’ Showers in U.K. Town